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How to Survive a trip to IKEA

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out
  • Upon entering, locate The Path
  • Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.
  • Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)
  • When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.
  • Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path
  • Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.
  • At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section
  • Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.
  • After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.
  • Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

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'Arrow' casts 'Wolverine' actress to replace Devon Aoki

"There’s a new Katana in town: Arrow has tapped Rila Fukushima to play DC Comics heroine Katana, EW has confirmed. The Wolverine actress replaces Devon Aoki, who had to depart before her character’s debut due to a scheduling conflict.

Known as Tatsu Yamashiro, the sword-wielding martial arts expert will act as one of Oliver’s mentors through flashbacks and becomes a critical influence on his journey to becoming the Arrow.

Arrow returns for its third season on Oct. 8 at 8 p.m. on The CW.” [x]

(Source: queensarrow, via jeduhay)

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Hope is a Four-Letter Word: A Wonder Woman Vid Playlist

chaila:

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Or, How to Actually Explode of Wonder Woman Feelings in Seven Easy Steps

1.  I Need a Hero | beccatoria | on Tumblr | SHE’S ON A HORSE.
2.  Oh Mama No | chaila | on Tumblr | An inheritance that you can’t deny.
3.  Counting Starsbeccatoria | on Tumblr | All the things that we could be.
4.  The Light and the Sea | usuallyhats | on Tumblr | Keep faith. Trust to love. Fight with honour. But fight to win.
5.  Breath of Life | dragonchic | streaming | A little touch of heavenly light.
6.  Watershed | chaila | on Tumblr | I will unsettle the ground beneath you.
7.  Titanium | giandujakiss | on TumblrSuffering Sappho.

(via heycomicgirl)

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